You know, I wanted to begin from the beginning.
Then I asked myself, the beginning of what?
The beginning of the night, I answered.

So, I stared thinking about it. I figured that the beginning began around 1992. But, when I looked a little closer, it appeared to begin in 1989. After examining the evidence a little more I estimated I was wrong with 1989, and the correct time would be about 1980 or so. Oh, looking closer, I realized, heck that couldn't be right, the beginning seems to have started round about 1974, of all time! That's got to be the final date, I was BORN the for goodness sake.....but then again who knows....

So, I dropped that idea pretty quickly. Hell if I can remember back quite that far with any degree of accuracy. And besides it would take me another 28 years to catch up to today's events. I'd end up being just as behind then as I am now. I evenatually settled on just jumping right in with both feet. Let me regale you with my tales of my current exploits and jaunts, and the past will emerge as it will. Let it bubble to the surface as it needs too, no need to systematically rehash my life. Believe me, life and experience is interconnected in ways that astound the mortal man!